I am sorry I did not mean to insult or hurt you. Actually...well, atually I love you.
Yes of course we all love each other don't we? Afterall we have branched out of the great humanitarian tree of violence!
Now that is sarcastic! A lady is expressing her genuine love for you and all you can think of is commencing a sattire. I am attracted to you in an erotic way.
So we can have sex right away. But you have already categorised it as love. Let us run through the dictionary please.
Pronunciation: \ˈləv\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English lufu; akin to Old High German luba love, Old English lēof dear, Latin lubēre, libēre to please
Date: before 12th century
1 a (1): strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties
— at love
: holding one's opponent scoreless in tennis
— in love
: inspired by affection
Hey! Have you, by any chance, mistaken me to be a tennis ball?