Friday, July 31, 2009

One Love

What makes you think I have been lying dormant? Is a social networking site a testimony of my activeness?

I am sorry I did not mean to insult or hurt you. Actually...well, atually I love you.

Yes of course we all love each other don't we? Afterall we have branched out of the great humanitarian tree of violence!

Now that is sarcastic! A lady is expressing her genuine love for you and all you can think of is commencing a sattire. I am attracted to you in an erotic way.

So we can have sex right away. But you have already categorised it as love. Let us run through the dictionary please.



Pronunciation: \ˈləv\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English lufu; akin to Old High German luba love, Old English lēof dear, Latin lubēre, libēre to please
Date: before 12th century
1 a (1): strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2): attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3): affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests b: an assurance of love 2: warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion 3 a: the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration b (1): a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2)British —used as an informal term of address4 a: unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1): the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2): brotherly concern for others b: a person's adoration of God 5: a god or personification of love 6: an amorous episode : love affair 7: the sexual embrace : copulation 8: a score of zero (as in tennis)9capitalized Christian Science : god
— at love
: holding one's opponent scoreless in tennis
— in love
: inspired by affection



Hey! Have you, by any chance, mistaken me to be a tennis ball?